How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
i dont trust australians about anything honestly they take a piece of bread and put butter and sprinkles on it and call it a desert
YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON
Still better than butterbreadsprinkles
it’s called fairy bread thank you very much
don’t you dare talk shit about fairy bread
who the fuck do you think you are
things i better have by the end of 2014:
- a better face
- lots of money
- many slutty memories