An unfortunately accurate depiction of my life.
(Source: drunkhowell)
I went to dinner with my college committee last night and holy shit, one of the guys who insists he’s on the committee (spoiler: he isn’t) felt it was appropriate to have his hands on his testicles all night.
YOU ARE A FILTHY HUMAN, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF YOUR BALLS.
FUCK.
easily the most unfair thing in life is looking at ugly people in relationships while you’re single
Hey tumblr, it’s been a while…
reblog if you want a thigh gap like this one
Best halloween costume ever.
THAT IS THE BEST.
AND TYLER STILL WON’T GO TO FREAKNIGHT AS SLENDERMAN
(Source: keepitinsidedryeyes)
HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET
OMFG
O H M Y G O D
O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D
forever reblog.
I thought it was going to be a nice and mellow song but then it took a turn as soon as he started singing
FUCKING HELL
Will never not reblog this.
(Source: castiali)
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
holy shit
i thought inflation was bad when I was there
it’s like postwar germany
take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread
you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany
there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany
(Source: monoeko)
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
(Source: brigwife)
