fuckyeahloldemort

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

memewhore

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

fuckyeahloldemort

ding-ding-motherfuckers:

mssrsmoony:

youwinagainmoffat:

estpolis:

firemen:

i dont trust australians about anything honestly they take a piece of bread and put butter and sprinkles on it and call it a desert

YOU FUCKING

DEEP FRY

ANYTHING

YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON

Still better than butterbreadsprinkles

it’s called fairy bread thank you very much

don’t you dare talk shit about fairy bread

who the fuck do you think you are