Those posts that you wrote a year ago when you were really angry and all you can do now is think fuck, that was brutal.
A few weeks ago my floor had our annual cocktails where every alcove makes a differently themed drink and decorates their alcove as per the theme.
We were lazy and did skittle vodka shots with a hippy theme but be damned, we absolutely crushed it.
I went to dinner with my college committee last night and holy shit, one of the guys who insists he’s on the committee (spoiler: he isn’t) felt it was appropriate to have his hands on his testicles all night.
YOU ARE A FILTHY HUMAN, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF YOUR BALLS.
easily the most unfair thing in life is looking at ugly people in relationships while you’re single
Hey tumblr, it’s been a while…
HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET
O H M Y G O D
O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D
I thought it was going to be a nice and mellow song but then it took a turn as soon as he started singing
Will never not reblog this.